refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via departured)

selenamedia:

We miss you Selena! 1971-1995

(Source: forumost, via dreamingofselenaqp)

Timestamp: 1406306455

selenamedia:

We miss you Selena! 1971-1995

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(via blackandwhiteflowers)

ally0mazing:

Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
The chamber of sassiness
The prisoner of sasskaban
The goblet of sass
The sass blood prince
The sassy hallows

The sassiest boy who lived…..

(via bellums)

Timestamp: 1406300860

ally0mazing:

Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
The chamber of sassiness
The prisoner of sasskaban
The goblet of sass
The sass blood prince
The sassy hallows

The sassiest boy who lived…..

(via bellums)

badluckchick:

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.

(via manda)

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sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(via mother-of-2-boys)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

image

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killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

(via orgasm)

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via departured)

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Timestamp: 1406295980

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