my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date
I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.
shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty